ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS .......
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THE WISH LIST:
Office
windows that open.
Numbers
on the back of buses so you can see which one you just missed.
House
paint that cobwebs won’t stick too.
Permanent,
non-painful, affordable hair removal.
Permanent,
non-painful, affordable hair replacement.
Virus
–check software that doesn’t make your computer slower than a virus itself
would.
Shopping
trolleys that push themselves.
A
diet that works.
Fuller
buses, emptier roads.
Airline
cheese wrapper that actually unwrap.
Wheelbarrows
that don’t tip over.
Cats
that don’t bring you gifts in the dead of the night.
Easy-peel
price stickers for items you are buying as a present.
Respect
for the invisible walls in an open plan office.
Silent
air conditioning.
Man
deodorant that smells like a man instead of toilet cleaner.
Short
speeches.
Sticky
tape that doesn’t stick to itself.
Shoelace
ends that never fray.
Tomatoes
that taste like tomatoes.
Quick
dry nail polish that dries quickly.
Quieter
neighbors.
Quieter
neighbors’ dogs.
A MERRIER, CHRISTMASSIER CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
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